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[jjstamp]

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i'm fucking exhausted
aka i ain't dealing with captcha
y'all are free to leave prompts, links to pictures, and whatever if you feel like playing with jj
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bUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO KNOW *RIGHT NOW*

[rideshares]

generally considered not to be the case, historically speaking

( augh JJ just accept his grudging praise and move on with your burning career i mean )

i'll find out what it's like winning gold again shortly

( bitch u thOUGHT )

i've spoken to kubo jj is bi and otabek is still a noctis reject more news at 11

[jjstamp]

I was born to make history so I'll change that

[ please fucking end my suffering ]

tHAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU KNOW THAT!!

idk who noctis is but im gonna assume he's cool and broody and writes poetry in his spare time

[rideshares]

( alsO LMFDS DID YOU REALLY!!! JUST!!!!!! )

we all were, that's what time does

( [SHOT DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN IN BLAZE OF GLORYYYYYY intensifies] )

right, right, i'm sorry
good job on cleaning up your own vomit from some poor innocent person's front door
very kingly of you
you'll probably get another medal just for that

http://chocoboring.tumblr.com/post/154262192531/has-this-been-done-yet

[jjstamp]

You know what I won't kill your vibe so ANYWAY

[ More like he's tired of this abuse! What's up bro!? ]

I'll get one for making art on someone's porch and one for cleaning it. I'll have nothing but gold on my neck.

this is beautiful and i feel blessed, almost makes me forget about jj choking worse than makkachin

[rideshares]

( ahhhhh victory is sweet, though petty. Otabek will savour it anyway (somewhere Yurio feels proud for no reason). )

at least you're never down about anything, i guess
even overconfidence probably has its uses

( this thread is awful wHY DOES THIS KEEP COMNG BACK UP, STOP IT SONS, )

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT AKSJFDAKJF

[jjstamp]

[ WHY CAN'T THEY STOP!!!

Actually JJ started this by vomiting he'll end it. ]

Yes! It's cause JJ's all the way up.

Anyway this bloody mary is amazing,

[ Listen... let's be honest... his girlfriend probably took his phone. ]

at this point it's really go big or go home

[rideshares]

( WHY?? ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN??? )

can you please delete my number before you vomit on private property again at least
do me that much of an honour

[jjstamp]

[ He forgot step one. ]

Never bro :)

[rideshares]

( step one was MINUS the vodka, JJ, you're doing this Very Wrong )

siri how do i block someone's existence from my life entirely

( he doesn't even use an iphone )

[jjstamp]

[ The things JJ can do right is very limited. ]

This is JJ
And you can't do that it's impossible?

[rideshares]

( HE KNOWS....lord how he knows. GOOD THING YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE KILLER SKATING MOVES HUH BUDDY??? HUH??? it's who you am baby )

siri delete jjerking from the face of the earth

( shame you're not face to face right now, JJ, because you could snap a rare pic of Grinning Otabek and possibly sell it for real money to his poor deprived fans )

1/2

[jjstamp]

[ honestly you can kiss his ass otabek ]

[jjstamp]

>:(

I'm just here to have a fun ti,e
*time

[rideshares]

( babe even Otabek can flirt better than that )

[rideshares]

you're drunk again aren't you

( are you feeling attacked jj )

[jjstamp]

[ HE'S NOT FLIRTING HE HAS A FIANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Otabek isn't even his type he swears..... ]

No that was one typo.

I'm not THAT much of a lightweight I'm not even a lightweight.

[ He has no idea.

Also yes. ]

[rideshares]

( don't proposition people to kiss your ass then, what if they take you up on it?? such an irresponsible king. isabella deserves better. )

you're a little bit of a lightweight honestly

( good. Otabek will thoroughly enjoy watching his pint-sized buddy trounce u honestly )